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Frame 1
The dikaryan ray is outside the spaceship.
ALIEN 1
To other off-screen aliens
Leaping lizards, it’s a Dikaryan Ray! The space stoners were here first.
Frame 2
ALIEN 2
To other off-screen aliens
CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!
Frame 3
The spaceships are being zapped with the ray. There is loud screaming.
Frame 4
The Blonde Russian woman and Mikhail look on as Camello holds the weapon. The screaming continues.
Question: How high were you when you made this thing?
Vas (co-writer and artist on duty): "I wasn't high. I was just having an entertaining psychotic episode. I probably needed more meds, to be honest."
Loki (co-writer): "I was gonna clean my room until I got high..."
In all seriousness, The Space Stoners are a type of Zeta Reticulan aliens (greys). These weirdoes' entire culture and biomechanical technology is based entirely on cannabis and carbohydrates. Even their reproduction is completely dependent on weed to the point that their naughty bits are useless, tiny and atrophied. Their only function for sex is to make orgone for space travel. However, when they discovered the Earth they also learned that humans could produce orgone far more efficiently. As a result, the space stoners routinely capture these creatures. Having no concept of sexual reproduction, the space stoners unintentionally rape their fuel sources. Humans, being ignorant of this, assume that the aliens are conducting perverse research and that the alien fuel vessels are research craft.
Author Notes:
Vas (co-writer and artist on duty): "I wasn't high. I was just having an entertaining psychotic episode. I probably needed more meds, to be honest."
Loki (co-writer): "I was gonna clean my room until I got high..."
In all seriousness, The Space Stoners are a type of Zeta Reticulan aliens (greys). These weirdoes' entire culture and biomechanical technology is based entirely on cannabis and carbohydrates. Even their reproduction is completely dependent on weed to the point that their naughty bits are useless, tiny and atrophied. Their only function for sex is to make orgone for space travel. However, when they discovered the Earth they also learned that humans could produce orgone far more efficiently. As a result, the space stoners routinely capture these creatures. Having no concept of sexual reproduction, the space stoners unintentionally rape their fuel sources. Humans, being ignorant of this, assume that the aliens are conducting perverse research and that the alien fuel vessels are research craft.