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X-Files or XXX-Files?

X-Files or XXX-Files?
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Frame 1
Camello perks up.

CAMELLO To Mikhail (off-screen)
Deeply probing body cavities, huh? You’re an alien language expert. Could you translate something for me?

Frame 2
The blonde Russian woman is crying, still wrapped in the tentacles.

RUSSIAN WOMAN To Mikhail and Camello

Frame 3
Mikhail looks skeptical. Camello is determined.

MIKHAIL To Camello
Conscript, you can’t reason with it!
CAMELLO To Mikhail
Oh yeah? Watch me.

Frame 4
The Zeta is holding the naked blonde woman. Mikhail looks on as Camello addresses the tentacle creature.

Yo Zeta, why waste your research on a whiney woman when you can have a real big army muscle boy? Waddaya say, bro? Drop that skirt, and experience what a real man can do for you.
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Author Notes:

17th Apr 2021, 10:53 PM
A young soldier wanting to experiment with a space vessel that's presumably carrying out experiments, seems completely appropriate in a completely inappropriate sort of way.